indianchiefkeef: how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
little-uno: thatstoomainstream: It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful. This may have just changed my life.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
mikeyfriskeyhands: Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited